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Effective Date: 2/4/2025

1. Introduction

Assisted Leaving (“Company,” “we,” “our,” or “us”) is committed to transparency regarding how we collect, use, and protect your personal information. This Privacy Policy applies to visitors, users, and customers who engage with our platform and purchase “Assisted Leaving Certificates.” Our mission is to provide a satirical yet service-oriented solution for individuals pledging to leave the U.S. if Donald J. Trump is elected as the 47th President, including potential travel fund distributions and donations for conservative educational initiatives.

By accessing our Website and services, you consent to the practices outlined in this Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, please refrain from using our services.

2. Information We Collect

We collect the following types of information when you use our services:

  1. Personal Information:
    • Full name (to personalize your Assisted Leaving Certificate and for transaction verification)
    • Email address (for order confirmation, receipts, and service updates)
    • Billing address (to process payments and ensure compliance with transaction security regulations)
    • Payment details (processed securely by third-party payment gateways; we do not store payment information)
    • IP address (to verify geographic location and ensure compliance with service terms)
  2. Transactional Information:
    • Purchase details, including certificate ID and date of purchase
    • Donation preferences (if applicable, in cases where funds are redirected to conservative educational initiatives)
  3. Non-Personal and Website Usage Data:
    • Browser type and version
    • Device information (operating system, screen resolution, and technical identifiers)
    • Referring website URLs
    • Clickstream data, including the pages visited, time spent on each page, and interactions with our content
  4. Cookies and Tracking Technologies:

We use cookies, web beacons, and similar tracking technologies to enhance user experience, analyze traffic patterns, and prevent fraudulent activity. Users can manage cookie preferences through the browser settings.

3. How We Use Your Information

Your data is used for the following purposes:

  • Certificate Issuance: Processing and delivering Assisted Leaving Certificates.
  • Customer Support: Responding to inquiries and troubleshooting issues.
  • Financial Transactions: Processing payments and refunds where applicable.
  • Fraud Prevention & Security: Monitoring transactions for fraudulent activities and unauthorized access.
  • Legal Compliance: Adhering to applicable regulations and fulfilling legal obligations.
  • Marketing & Communications: Sending promotional offers, satirical updates, and service announcements (with opt-out options).

4. Information Sharing and Disclosure

We do not sell or rent personal information. We may share your data under the following circumstances:

  • Service Providers: Trusted third-party vendors handling payment processing, website hosting, email communications, and analytics.
  • Legal Compliance: If required by the law, subpoena, or governmental authority, or to protect our legal rights.
  • Business Transfers: If AssistedLeaving.com undergoes a merger, acquisition, or asset sale, user information may be included in the transaction.

5. Data Retention

We retain your personal data for as long as necessary to:

  • Complete transactions and provide requested services.
  • Maintain legal and accounting records.
  • Resolve disputes and enforce our policies.

Data is securely deleted once it is no longer needed for these purposes.

6. Your Rights and Choices

Depending on your jurisdiction, you may have the right to:

  • Access and Review: Request a copy of your personal data.
  • Correction: Update inaccurate or outdated information.
  • Deletion: Request data deletion under applicable laws.
  • Marketing Preferences: Opt out of promotional emails via the unsubscribe link.
  • Data Portability: Request an export of your data in a structured format.

To exercise these rights, contact us at [Insert Contact Email].

7. Security Measures

We employ industry-standard security measures, including encryption and secure hosting, to safeguard personal data. However, no online system is completely invulnerable to breaches.

8. Third-Party Links and External Services

Our Website may contain links to external platforms. AssistedLeaving.com is not responsible for the privacy practices of third-party websites and services.

9. Children’s Privacy

Our services are intended for individuals 18 years and older. We do not knowingly collect data from minors. If you believe a minor has provided us with personal data, contact us immediately for removal.

10. Changes to This Privacy Policy

We reserve the right to update this Privacy Policy. Any revisions will be posted on this page with a revised “Effective Date.” Users should review this policy periodically

11. Contact Information

For any questions or concerns about this Privacy Policy, contact us at:

  • Email: [email protected]
  • Business Address: 10810 N Tatum Blvd Ste 102-605, Phoenix, AZ 85028

By using Assisted Leaving, you acknowledge and agree to this Privacy Policy.